"Walking is for Europeans"
Pernille Rørth

No one walks here... ever. I asked Nachen how to get to the university library and got the simple answer of: 'Just take shuttlebus A2'. Then went and looked on the campus map and discovered it was a few hundred meters away... So set out on foot with a typical display of 'crazy white guy'.
Took less than 5 minutes, didn't die, didn't collapse. Still slightly confused as to why no one else has worked this out....